Click here for the next chapter.
After
Molly presented the situation to Little J and California Muscle they
had no choice but to agree with her proposal since their ultimate
goal was to put Antonio Montana behinds bars. Before starting to work
on a strategy something else had to be done first.
'You
both look like garbage bags. When was the last time you've
showered?', said Molly who did not try to hide her disgust.
'We
were too busy protecting ourselves from gunfire and fists. Sorry, we
had no time to buy suits.', answered California Muscle while Little J
was preparing to show her the middle finger but did not.
'Time
to go shopping then.' {Molly}
The
town was quite famous with its futuristic male clothing stores from
the chain: “Make It Look Bigger, Please!”. Those were clothing
shops specifically dedicated to make men look bigger and more
muscular than they were. However, everything there was very expensive
and only a few could afford to put on the magic clothes. Needless to
say, California Muscle and Little J were not part of the chosen ones.
Despite all that this exactly where Molly took them.
'Please,
tell me you are joking. I am not stealing anything from here.', said
California Muscle after they were in one of the stores.
'Don't
worry, silly! We have plenty of cash to afford a few suits! I sold
your steroids and growth hormone.' {Molly}. When California Muscle
heard that his steroids and the ones of his father, CT Flat Brain,
were sold, most likely for cheap change, he was quite close to
killing a few people around him. Thankfully, he was able to hold his
nerves back and just squeezed the hand of Molly real hard. 'Aw. Stop
that.', she said.
After
about 1 hour of selection Johnny and Cali were now dressed in suits
from the latest product line of “Make It Look Bigger, Please!”.
It was an amazing first hand experience.
'It's
so soft. I feel like I can live here forever.', said Johnny while
checking himself in the mirror and trying to look real gangsta. On
the other hand California Muscle was not so happy with his suit since
everything was too tight for him and he was quite disappointed. 'Make
it look bigger my ass.', he said.
 |
| Image credit: www.halloweenplayground.com Molly already haa a suit prepared for the mission. |
'Don't
complain like a little boy. Nobody makes clothes for steroid loaded
bodybuilders. It's the CrossFit look that's is fashionable right
now.', said Molly while checking her Facebook account on her phone.
Once
the clothes shopping was done it was time to buy proper weaponry
because you just don't go break in the house of a steroid/growth
hormone kingpin without some real force. Since real guns were too
expensive and potentially dangerous Molly decided to offer a
different solution – big water guns and professional slingshots as
a secondary weapon of choice. There was one modification though –
the water guns had to be filled with cat urine. {the smell could kill
an elephant}. By about 6 p.m. Molly, Cali and Little J were ready
with everything and it was time for some action.
'Are
were really doing this.', said Johnny.
'Yes,
were are.', replied Molly and Cali in one voice. They though it was
cute and started laughing.
Click here for next part.
